Episode 008: Out of Office
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2018
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
Following yet another defeat, this time at the hands of Chelsea; Ashwood City FC face action in the form of a last-minute supporter protest. With the club image in tatters, Jess is tasked with disrupting the protest and buying Ashwood some time - yet she has some commitments of her own.
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Lucy-Jane Quinlan as Erica
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Additional voices:
Omari Douglas
Nalan Burgess
Luke Stevenson
Joel Emery
Oliver Dowling
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:00.0 | Do, do, do... |
| 0:03.5 | Bampa! |
| 0:07.1 | Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! |
| 0:09.9 | Okay, enough Rasmataz! |
| 0:12.8 | But it's not every day a new scratch card drops. |
| 0:15.0 | With the new set for five years scratch card from the National Lottery, |
| 0:19.3 | you could win five grand a month, every month, |
| 0:21.8 | for five years. Pick up yours in store today and get scratching. Search Dream big place |
| 0:27.1 | mall. Rules procedures and game-specific rules apply. Place must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.5 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely |
| 0:44.9 | coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.6 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:55.7 | You've now got this situation where Ashwood are in a tailspin, |
| 0:59.8 | and they didn't need to be... |
| 1:01.0 | What position were they? |
| 1:02.5 | They were third, third. |
| 1:04.8 | Going into the Bournemouth game, lost that, |
| 1:07.5 | get pumped by Everton, 4-0 down in the first half. |
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