Episode 005: Long Live The King
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2018
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Following a huge result for Ashwood, Dan Watson's comments in a post-match interview leave reverberations around the club as Patrick, Jess and Woody attempt to curtail the lofty ambitions of their manager.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Joel Emery as Dan Watson
Additional voices:
Jo Price
Lucinda Shaw
Omari Douglas
Sirena Riley
Suzie Houlihan
Rhys Tees
Larner Wallace-Taylor
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:10.8 | You could shred the slopes in Baldurz's air. |
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| 0:26.3 | National Lottery app. Terms, rules and procedures apply. Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.5 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organizations, places or events is purely coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.6 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. this is the offensive. |
| 1:03.8 | Well, what must be going through, Pierre, Emmerica battling has head right now. |
| 1:09.9 | The 95th minute of the game, an Arsenal penalty, it's Ashwood one, it's Arsenal one. |
| 1:12.0 | This could take all three points back to the Emirates. It would be a heartbreak here at Dartley Park as the home side have been immaculate |
| 1:17.0 | throughout the game. This is it. To win it for Arsenal. It's a Bama Yang. It's saved by |
| 1:22.8 | Riviera. Ramsey with the rebound. He's in the post. Cleared by Wail. Aswood fans on their feet. |
| 1:28.5 | What to stop from the Frenchman. |
| 1:30.3 | What resilience yet again. |
| 1:31.9 | And now Westwood are coming forward with Adieieieie. |
| 1:33.9 | The centre half. |
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