Episode 006: Howe to Cheat Death
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2018
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
As Ashwood City failed to recruit a new manager during the international break they face Bournemouth with former under 23s coach Liam Brightwell as caretaker manager. Following the match Patrick is detained in Eddie Howe's office after a death threat is made on his life.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Dane Baptiste as Liam Brightwell
Acushla-Tara Kupe as Helen Weston
Additional voices:
Omari Douglas
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:00.0 | Do, do, do... |
| 0:03.5 | Bampa! |
| 0:07.1 | Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! Bampa! |
| 0:09.9 | Okay, enough Rasmataz! |
| 0:12.8 | But it's not every day a new scratch card drops. |
| 0:15.0 | With the new set for five years scratch card from the National Lottery, |
| 0:19.3 | you could win five grand a month, every month, |
| 0:21.8 | for five years. Pick up yours in store today and get scratching. Search Dream big place |
| 0:27.1 | mall. Rules procedures and game-specific rules apply. Place must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.5 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely |
| 0:44.9 | coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.6 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:53.0 | A decent challenge from Steve Cook and that's the halftime whistle. |
| 0:56.4 | Ashwood Trail Bournemouth at the Vitality Stadium, one goal to nil. |
| 1:00.6 | Lots to think about for caretaker boss, Liam Brightwell, who is straight down the tunnel. |
| 1:09.9 | All right, boys, answer me this. Why does Charlie Daniels look like Roberto Carlos out there? |
| 1:16.7 | Any ideas? Because I'm confused, Lex. |
| 1:19.2 | You've never got the cover on that side, Liam? Haven't ya? So I look at the team shit here, |
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