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Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

This is a work of fiction.

Any similarities to persons living or deceased,

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Listener discretion is advised. This is the offensive.

He didn't shag a dog, Woody. He did. He didn't. I'm telling you he did, Patrick. But where exactly did you hear that he shagged a dog? Referee's a weird legend. I didn't shag a dog, Woody. He did? I'm telling you, did, Patrick.

Where exactly did you hear that he shagged a dog?

Left for he's a weird, but I didn't say they weren't weird.

I'm saying they don't shag dogs.

No one shags dogs.

Do you have the third member of your party?

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