Episode 003: The Prince of Harkness
The Offensive
2018/19 Season
4.8 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 19 August 2018
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
In their first home game of the season, Ashwood City play host to Brighton as stadium developments cause havoc.
Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan
Helena Doughty as Jess Tate
Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall
Additional voices:
Omari Douglas
Rhys Tees
Oliver Dowling
Dean Kilbey
Episode written by:
Joel Emery
Directed by:
Adam Jarrell
Edited by:
Adam Jarrell
Executive Producer:
Joel Emery
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| 0:32.1 | Warning, this podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable. |
| 0:38.5 | This is a work of fiction. |
| 0:39.9 | Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely |
| 0:44.9 | coincidental. |
| 0:46.2 | This podcast is protected under copyright. |
| 0:48.6 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:50.4 | This is The Offensive. |
| 0:55.7 | I've got John here. John, you're on Ash with Fad TV |
| 0:57.3 | what you've got to say? |
| 0:58.2 | I just got to say something |
| 0:59.1 | I've just got to come out and say it |
| 1:00.8 | this club makes me sick to my fucking stomach |
| 1:03.3 | sometimes don't he mate |
| 1:04.3 | I just got to come out and fucking say it |
| 1:06.0 | I'm sorry but this club makes me sick to my stomach |
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