Ep. 93 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2021

⏱️ 90 minutes

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0:00.0	Dean's brother was taking his money and was not paying for it, right?
0:03.6	Or is it a safe place?
0:04.8	And that's the question I have is I would love to be in a safe conservatorship where someone,
0:09.3	you know, I don't even know what a conservatorship is really.
0:11.6	Like, you can still drink, right?
0:13.0	100%
0:15.4	I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, you.
0:20.8	Thinking about ethnic cleansing?
0:22.8	No, just, that surgery wasn't that bad.
0:25.2	Well, that wasn't that bad, huh?
0:26.2	Yeah.
0:27.2	That surgery was like super good.
0:29.2	And you can't see the scar at all, can't you?
0:31.8	No, no, they can't.
0:32.8	When I do that, I feel like I feel it tighten up.
0:34.8	Yeah, I haven't gotten my surgery yet, guys.
0:36.8	We, we, whatever.
0:37.8	I don't fuck off.
0:38.8	Yeah.
0:39.8	If you can't figure out why this is, you've already seen pictures of me.
0:42.0	It's called banking episodes.
0:44.0	Yeah, it's called banking episodes because someone's going to make in Georgia to sweat
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