Ep. 94 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0	I made a great joke. We were guys from female orgasm joke last night.
0:03.0	On stage? Yeah, in front of my daughters.
0:05.1	Whatever. I played at the room.
0:07.8	Did they uh... did they enjoy it?
0:10.9	No. Did they bring it up afterwards?
0:12.6	I was like, fuck it. What are you gonna do? You know? You guys, you want braces? This is how Daddy makes braces.
0:17.9	100%
0:19.3	So, um, first of all, you've healed great.
0:27.0	It's like, it's the Mickey Managing. It really is.
0:30.5	Can I tell you I was sitting there yesterday and I thought, if I do die in this surgery,
0:34.5	Yeah.
0:35.0	These podcasts are gonna be creepy. They're gonna be super creepy.
0:38.5	Um, we should point out that yesterday you received this incredible prestigious honor,
0:44.0	the Variety, uh, Comm- uh, Achievement and Comedy Award.
0:48.2	Achievement and...in a...innovative...
0:51.1	Fucking guy thing. I'll tell you.
0:54.3	You know what? It's...but this is not a yearly thing.
0:57.8	They give this...the last time they did it was like 15 years ago or something.
1:01.0	They did it. The last person they got it was Chris Rock.
1:03.2	Um, and it was...it's uh, I'll tell you what it's called. I have it posted on my stories.
1:07.9	Yeah.
1:08.4	You got it. There you go. It's a creative impact in comedy.
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