Ep. 92 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2021

⏱️ 95 minutes

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0:00.0	You must understand because of your mom but like if you're not an English speaker like if you're not originally English native English
0:07.0	native English teacher like me.
0:12.3	Native English teacher.
0:14.4	100%
0:20.6	And it's finally.
0:22.1	Can I tell you you look like Santa Claus?
0:23.8	Do you?
0:24.4	You look like Santa Claus.
0:25.7	I think so. Yeah, I was just thinking that today because I was like, I'm gonna trim my beard today and he's gonna go your beard looks white
0:31.1	You got gray hair in Serbia and I'm gonna go you got gray hair. You look like Santa Claus and then I thought of I think I have more of his beard
0:38.1	But I think you have more of his body. I definitely
0:41.1	Dude, it's just gonna get worse. You know, you know my game plan is so I'm fat in the movie. I had to be fat in the movie
0:46.8	Oh, you guys I have listen. I'm called the fucking producer right now
0:49.8	And my only goal is to get fatter so I look good in that movie. Oh right. My only dude. Please go after your goal
0:58.4	Don't worry. I think after Thursday. I will. I don't know how the fuck you did it. Let's talk about
1:02.6	We have so much to talk about first of all you're back and I'm very excited
1:07.6	I just saw this I just saw you for the first time in nearly four months just a few minutes ago
1:12.0	I pissed I posted pictures of us making out. Yeah, and I'm so happy to see you
1:17.0	It's been fun with the guest bears, but honestly, I'm fucking over them and I miss you. It's interesting because
1:23.2	I'll tell you what I tell you what is it was really good about the guest bears
1:26.2	It really kind of made you show how it made me see how good Tom talks is. Oh, yeah, Tom talks is Tom talks is that I that fucking
1:34.2	Music guy. It wasn't that great Christian hand fantastic, right? So like I know tomorrow. I'm doing with T. L. I.
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