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Ep 847 – Infant Christmas 2023 P3: The Christmas Jesus and stuff

Infants on Thrones

Infants on Thrones

Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Philosophy

4.6 β€’ 1.1K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 6 December 2023

⏱️ 145 minutes

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Merry Christmas from the ghosts of Infant Christmas Past.
 
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0:00.0

For the third gift of infant Christmas an infant gave to me

0:09.0

a reburhed episode from 2014 called The Christmas Jesus and stuff. away in a manger no crib for a bed

0:30.4

dear Lord baby

0:31.4

Jesus or as our brothers to the South call you, hey Zeus.

0:35.6

The little Lord Jesus lay down his sweet head.

0:43.2

Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's father, Chip.

0:46.6

We hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers to heal him

0:50.1

and his horrible leg.

0:51.4

And it smells terrible, and the dogs are always bothering with it.

0:54.8

Holy infant, so tender and wild. Dear tiny infant Jesus.

1:04.0

Hey, you know, sweetie, Jesus did grow up.

1:09.0

You don't always have to call him baby.

1:11.0

It's a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.

1:13.6

Well, I like the Christmas Jesus best and I'm saying Grace.

1:16.7

When you say Grace, you can say to grown up Jesus or teenage Jesus or

1:19.2

bearded Jesus or whoever you want.

1:22.0

Hark the Hell Rangers. or whoever you want. What the hell, angel sing.

1:27.0

Glory to the moon on through.

1:30.0

Your time of Jesus, your golden fleece. Your

1:33.2

golden fleece diapers with your tiny little fat bald up fist pawned.

1:37.8

There's a man, he had a beard.

1:40.0

Look, I like the baby version the best. Do you hear me?

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