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ποΈ 6 December 2023
β±οΈ 145 minutes
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0:00.0 | For the third gift of infant Christmas an infant gave to me |
0:09.0 | a reburhed episode from 2014 called The Christmas Jesus and stuff. away in a manger no crib for a bed |
0:30.4 | dear Lord baby |
0:31.4 | Jesus or as our brothers to the South call you, hey Zeus. |
0:35.6 | The little Lord Jesus lay down his sweet head. |
0:43.2 | Dear Lord Baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's father, Chip. |
0:46.6 | We hope that you can use your baby Jesus powers to heal him |
0:50.1 | and his horrible leg. |
0:51.4 | And it smells terrible, and the dogs are always bothering with it. |
0:54.8 | Holy infant, so tender and wild. Dear tiny infant Jesus. |
1:04.0 | Hey, you know, sweetie, Jesus did grow up. |
1:09.0 | You don't always have to call him baby. |
1:11.0 | It's a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby. |
1:13.6 | Well, I like the Christmas Jesus best and I'm saying Grace. |
1:16.7 | When you say Grace, you can say to grown up Jesus or teenage Jesus or |
1:19.2 | bearded Jesus or whoever you want. |
1:22.0 | Hark the Hell Rangers. or whoever you want. What the hell, angel sing. |
1:27.0 | Glory to the moon on through. |
1:30.0 | Your time of Jesus, your golden fleece. Your |
1:33.2 | golden fleece diapers with your tiny little fat bald up fist pawned. |
1:37.8 | There's a man, he had a beard. |
1:40.0 | Look, I like the baby version the best. Do you hear me? |
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