On the fourth day of infant, Christmas an infant gave to me a

rebirth from 2015 called How to Marry a Mormon. That's fun.

Is this real?

It is a screenplay starring himself.

Agent Michael Scarn of the FBI. How long is this? Oh, Pam, good work.

Welcome back to Infants on Thrones. I'm Glenn O' Ostland and today we have a very different kind of Smackdown

type episode than we've ever had before because today we're not smacking down a blog post or an essay from LDS.org or anything else like that.

We're smacking down one of us.

More specifically, we're smacking down me.

So let me set the stage for you. I am a creative person and before I got

involved with podcasting I had other creative outlets. I've written songs,

created Murder Mystery Games, dabbled with blogging, started novels that I've never actually finished, and from about 1997 to 2003, in my spare time, just for fun, I wrote screenplays.

Is this real?

It is a screenplay starring himself.

I wrote a bunch of screenplays.

I was a member of a website called Zoetrope where you could exchange your

screenplays and you read other people screenplays and they read yours and you

know it was something fun that I did for several years and in 2002 two movies came out that influenced me to write

the screenplay that we're going to smack down for you today.

The first movie was called Singles Ward, which many of you are familiar with, I'm sure, and is a super cheesy, very safe, mildly critiquing movie about Mormon culture.

And the second was my big fat Greek wedding. Another cheesy comedy

which uses the fish out of water device to explore the peculiarities of Greek

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