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Ep 846 – Infant Christmas 2023 P2: Hobbit Gospel Truths

Infants on Thrones

Infants on Thrones

Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Philosophy

4.6 β€’ 1.1K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Merry Christmas from the ghosts of Infant Christmas Past.
 
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For the second gift of infant Christmas an infant gave to me

0:10.0

a rebirth episode from 2015 called Hobbit Gospel Truths.

0:14.0

Yeah.

0:17.0

Infants calling Kolob.

0:19.0

Come in Kolob.

0:20.0

Infants calling Kolab come in Colab

0:25.1

This is Colab what is wanted

0:30.3

Infants having been curious and playfully engaged in all things desire further

0:36.7

whatever you got for me by revisiting some of my favorite minisodes and

0:41.4

something something about a veil.

0:44.0

Keep on listening then, and your request shall be granted.

0:49.0

All for the Greater Good.

0:51.0

All about the greater good. It's all about the greater good.

0:53.0

The greater good.

0:55.0

Uh, behold!

0:57.0

The Lord said to the Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith,

1:00.0

you shall not have sex with that infant.

1:02.8

Lord Joseph said, why not, Lord?

1:07.8

Oh, why not?

1:09.3

Lord, said, if you lay with that infant, you shall

1:13.0

shall

1:14.0

burn in the fiery bits of moor door

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