Ep. 81 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Brian Simpson

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:00.0	from the back of the room, someone goes,
0:03.6	you're no Steve Harvey?
0:07.0	Right, and I don't know if that's an insult or a compliment, right?
0:10.4	It's a strange reference for the situation.
0:13.1	Right, like who, like what was,
0:14.7	were you expecting Steve Harvey?
0:22.5	Well, guys, it finally happened.
0:25.0	I'm allowed to talk this episode.
0:29.9	I brought in one of my good friends,
0:31.8	very, very funny comedian, Brian Simpson.
0:34.1	Thank you for coming by, man.
0:35.2	Thanks for having me, bro.
0:36.1	Yeah, this is a good time, man.
0:38.0	I got, you know, we text the stuff, we talk sometimes,
0:43.2	but you came into mind like Christina,
0:45.5	she was in Nashville a few weeks ago,
0:47.6	and she goes, guess who's doing it?
0:48.7	Didn't get a guesspot tonight.
0:50.0	Brian Simpson, I was like, what?
0:51.5	And I guess you were in town.
0:53.0	Yeah.
0:53.6	And she was like, dude, he crushed so hard,
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