Hey guys, I'm so excited to be going back on tour. I am announcing the start of my I'm coming everywhere

World tour that's right. I'm coming everywhere and this is the first leg tickets are on sale now

Go to Tomstegra.com for tickets. I'll be announcing a whole bunch of more cities

But the first ones are on sale right now. I get repetitive thoughts that I can't shut down. Oh, that's it

That's a man characteristic of alcoholism 100%

It is my dream episode and your dream episode to my co-host I get to fuck it. It's a dog

You know that's the running joke on the show is that I fuck dogs. Oh, how about that?

The only man I've ever seen in my life the rescuer to dog from a third world country and brought it to America and this dog is inseparable with you.

Oh my god, I fuck love it now. Dude the video that I made of finding Wendy in Peru and bringing her home. I watched all of that.

I watched all of that. Like it's going to detail because I don't think people know like this was a straight up street dog.

I'm sorry, right? I'm not going to say it was a little town in Peru called Juarez and

The video that I made of finding Wendy in bringing her home got more views than any video I've ever put on the internet in my life.

Really? Imagine how that makes me fucking feel.

That's the fucking links that I've gone to you, Bert. You have videos that keep me up at night. You have met people that keep me up at night.

The fucking kid that jumped into the cactus when you burned yourself and your skin was fucking moving around.

I think you may scarves from that burn. This tattoo used to be real bright.

That's a new way to tattoo room. Yeah, I know I really burned off that when it was a controversial tattoo.

How did you burn yourself again with that? I laid down in rocket engine fuel.

My asshole. Do you know, does your asshole ever like tingle? Like you're drinking sparkling water?

My ass rate tingles like it's drinking sparkly. I'm sure the good guys is like put me down. Please, this is not the cost.

It doesn't, but sometimes I don't wipe so good. I don't know. You know, and my asshole just gets on his hands and knees and says just scratch me,

it's me and getting deep. And that's how I end up with skid marks, dude. I have gone finger in my ass. Finger inside my asshole.

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