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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 80 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ryan Sickler & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

Disc at all really I'm like I'm like I'm at I act like I'm at the dentist. That's the only time you shut up

0:05.9

During sex and sleep. I bet you talk in your sleep bro

0:22.2

He doesn't have to do that when Tom's here because Tom says somehow rage is fucking statement about me being an asshole or

0:27.2

Racist or something and then we start that's how we start. I usually he used to do it when I sat in the seat. He would do it in

0:35.2

Counted down. Roo he count down in Hebrew

0:37.9

Nadav it's the only way I would let him do it. Wait Hebrew uses different numbers

0:42.7

It sure does it should I can't believe I just

0:46.2

Just I can't believe I just said

0:48.7

I was I was I was I didn't mean the I

0:58.5

I was thinking of the actual number itself written down. Mm-hmm. I wasn't thinking of the word

1:04.2

I was thinking of the actual

1:06.2

No, I was like I was like wait in a second. I was like when you're in French and you go

1:10.4

I'll see you in one minute. Do you write like you're just gonna write the numeral? I was thinking of the numeral

1:15.9

Do you guys have different numerals? Well, I mean all the letters they kind of stand for numbers all say bigger you owe me ten cents

1:26.6

Yeah, we count from right. Wait a job laughing. It's only funny if he's laughing. I don't know. I can't hear him over my laughter

1:34.9

I couldn't hear him over my laughter either

1:38.9

So everyone Tom's at fat camp

1:40.9

Um, we sent him there. He had an incident. He blew out his knee the refrigerator fell on him

1:47.8

And he was just going at it so hard

1:50.4

He's fucking skinny now. Yeah, he is skinny his head looks bigger than it's ever looked now because he's skinny the picture

1:56.5

He took can I just tell you and I know this is a little after the fact

2:01.5

Push has never looked sexier in her

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