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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I think about shitting a lot.

0:02.3

You still have a lot of explosive shits.

0:04.3

Not anymore.

0:05.3

I lemme rephrase that.

0:07.3

I have a lot, like I will have midday I have some like parts that shit goes out with them.

0:14.0

Yeah.

0:15.0

So I just go to the toilet to let some out.

0:17.0

Yeah.

0:18.0

100%

0:19.0

Happy birthday, Tommy.

0:29.0

Happy birthday.

0:31.0

I've been waiting on this day more than you have.

0:34.0

Really?

0:35.0

I have been thinking about this since my birthday.

0:36.8

I have been thinking about, I've had big plans.

0:39.4

I have had big plans and I wanted to get you, because everyone should be.

0:44.0

I had a pretty cool e-bike delivered to you.

0:51.0

It was $3,000 bike.

0:52.0

You spent some money and we made a vow.

0:54.8

We realized at that point that gay men must give the best presence.

0:59.8

And then we got a list of presents that are...

1:01.3

And we know who gives the worst presence.

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