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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Would it be crazy to you while you're in rehab?

0:04.0

I met Jennifer Aniston.

0:06.8

It's not crazy.

0:07.8

It's a betrayal.

0:12.2

I'm just putting this out right now.

0:13.6

Yeah.

0:14.1

If you bring one of your sidekicks

0:16.2

from the next fucking month

0:17.7

to meet Jennifer Aniston,

0:18.9

I will lose my shit.

0:21.3

100%.

0:27.8

Don't worry.

0:28.6

He's not white.

0:29.4

I can't wait to start booking this show

0:31.5

with other people.

0:32.2

That's all I'm saying.

0:33.2

You're not available.

0:34.5

I have a lot of big guests.

0:36.3

You are not available.

0:37.5

Guys, enjoy the show with Tom and I now.

0:40.3

Okay, because we're doing different things.

0:42.6

Oh, we certainly are.

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