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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

You think you could beat up like Ronda Rousey?

0:02.0

Who?

0:02.5

No.

0:03.0

Fuck no.

0:04.0

No.

0:05.0

What about like...

0:06.0

Alright.

0:07.0

What about...

0:08.0

Like what level...

0:10.0

Children?

0:12.0

100%

0:13.0

I'm a-a-a-shoot.

0:18.0

We made bold choices today for our clothes.

0:21.0

Yeah, we did.

0:23.0

I love our school camo.

0:25.0

Barst?

0:26.0

Well, I love...

0:27.0

By the way, I got to give a shout out to Bust With The Boys.

0:28.0

Yeah.

0:29.0

I got to give a shout out to Bust With The Boys hats.

0:31.0

Yeah, yeah.

0:32.0

My daughter stole them.

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