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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2021

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is how it goes Tommy right yeah if at any point my cameras up you already lost yeah, yeah, you gotta have you what's this alpha hoodie what

0:07.4

It's a treat

0:13.4

Hold on let me finish my

0:16.0

God dammit that I'm like a goddamn barracuda

0:19.6

That was great my mouth started watering everything

0:21.8

I was like what the hundred percent

0:32.1

Hey man, I gotta tell you you look sharp. I was just about to compliment you on your track suit

0:38.3

It feels pretty good. It's really nice. Don't you like it? Pinstripes are the way to go bro slimming

0:43.9

It's very slimming how do you feel about a pinstripe suit? You like like would you wear a suit? That's pinstriped

0:48.8

I don't know if I'd ever wear a suit period. I mean oh, I wonder what I wear it my trial funeral

0:56.1

trial funeral court not going to court you charge with whoa we should do some fucking suits Tom and now look at that

1:04.9

Look at that that black one right see if the sewing brother's

1:08.2

Do suits and I would like a couple of so shout out to the sewing brother shout out to the sewing brother

1:12.0

They sent us a bunch of track by the way. We're not sponsored by this sewing brothers

1:15.0

They just sent us so much of tracksuits. Yeah, well it started because you texted me and said check out this track suit

1:21.3

I just bought and I said oh my god

1:23.3

I saw that the other day and was thinking about buying one and you're like we should buy them together

1:27.7

So we bought two tracksuits and then we never warm at the same time yeah, and then I

1:34.1

Accidem this is their stuff right. Yeah, this is them. This is not really wait is there is there suits here?

1:40.4

Are there suits I think so they've got English they I got it. They do not speak great English. I don't think wait go back up though

1:47.0

Shut up. They're matching masks for their suits. Do they have what's met winter winter jacket men?

1:53.8

So some of these are expensive too are they yeah? Yeah, yeah like a thousand bucks what yeah or maybe pounds

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