Hello and welcome to the Up Close and Personal Trainer podcast.

Today I have a very special guest.

We've had him on before.

You might know him.

I'm just going to let him do his thing, make his announcement.

Boris, it's over to you.

Hello, Emma.

How are you all today?

I'm very well. Thank you you Boris. Are you recovering well?

Absolutely. Wonderful. Thanks Emma. So I have an announcement to make. If a fuck boy asks you to meet up,

you should say no, fuck off. That's against the social distancing guidelines.

His subpar dick is not worth it. Just have a wank like the rest of us.

I really appreciate that. That's him a week. Bye. Oh, bye, Boris. Bye. So, yeah, I just, I wanted to get Boris on to talk, to make an announcement. Really, I think probably the most people that listen to this podcast are women. Do you think it's mostly women that listen or is it a nice?

There are, I know there are men that listen but yeah, we can do an announcement aimed at women.

Okay, but I feel like girls, if you're listening and you're single and a fuck boy messages you asking to meet up,

i.e. come to your house or you go to his house.

You should follow the new guidelines set out by Boris and tell him to fuck off.

I completely agree.

I think, but I do think that now it's like this is dragging on what it's been about a month we

have got at least another sort of two and a half weeks left yeah people are like oh I think we've

got more than that Emma I think we've got a little bit longer than that wait what wait what

there was this thing I'm sure you've probably seen it's like the red amber green thing. It was in the sun newspaper which means it probably, well, we don't know.

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