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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 72 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

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Transcript

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0:00.0

If you're walking through the store and you got a red socks hat on,

0:02.5

some jackass who went to college at Emerson is like,

0:05.5

yo bro, it's a socks score today.

0:07.2

You're like, I'm not a fan, I have a big head.

0:09.0

And he's like, why are you wearing the hat?

0:10.3

You're like, I have a big head.

0:11.7

I've got a big head, no, mine's bigger.

0:13.5

No, I got a what size hat do you have?

0:15.2

Then I'm in the conversation with a guy I don't want to be in.

0:17.0

Of course.

0:17.5

My mic just kissing.

0:18.6

And so, 100%

0:21.1

I'm not a cheer.

0:27.4

Welcome to another episode of Two Bears Went Cave.

0:29.0

He's Bert Kreischer.

0:30.0

I'm Tom Segura.

0:31.0

Probably the most excited I've ever been to start a show.

0:33.1

This is super exciting man.

0:34.5

So for those who don't know about a week ago, we were talking about how I've seen videos

0:40.0

of guys, especially like some football players who had unique handshakes for everybody on

0:46.4

the team.

0:47.4

So we just Googled it and the first video that came up.

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