Ep. 72 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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0:00.0	If you're walking through the store and you got a red socks hat on,
0:02.5	some jackass who went to college at Emerson is like,
0:05.5	yo bro, it's a socks score today.
0:07.2	You're like, I'm not a fan, I have a big head.
0:09.0	And he's like, why are you wearing the hat?
0:10.3	You're like, I have a big head.
0:11.7	I've got a big head, no, mine's bigger.
0:13.5	No, I got a what size hat do you have?
0:15.2	Then I'm in the conversation with a guy I don't want to be in.
0:17.0	Of course.
0:17.5	My mic just kissing.
0:18.6	And so, 100%
0:21.1	I'm not a cheer.
0:27.4	Welcome to another episode of Two Bears Went Cave.
0:29.0	He's Bert Kreischer.
0:30.0	I'm Tom Segura.
0:31.0	Probably the most excited I've ever been to start a show.
0:33.1	This is super exciting man.
0:34.5	So for those who don't know about a week ago, we were talking about how I've seen videos
0:40.0	of guys, especially like some football players who had unique handshakes for everybody on
0:46.4	the team.
0:47.4	So we just Googled it and the first video that came up.
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