Ep. 73 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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0:00.0	Isn't that crazy that our relationship, if this was 200 years ago, would not be so much fair?
0:05.0	Yeah.
0:07.0	You as a proven and me as a white guy.
0:10.0	And that's crazy that we're partners now.
0:13.0	Yeah, that's progress.
0:14.0	And you're of German descent.
0:16.0	So it's real.
0:17.0	Do you ever...
0:18.0	100%
0:20.0	I don't understand why my dick gets so small when I have to pee really badly.
0:32.0	It's interesting you say that because my dick after a run is so small.
0:40.0	And like if I work out and I look jacked and I take a picture of me naked, it is so small it hurts my feelings.
0:47.0	I'm the same way.
0:49.0	If I do any type of exercise, I could feel it start to retreat.
0:53.0	And if it's like intense cardio, I've sometimes had to reach into my pants and pull my dick out of my body.
0:59.0	And pull my dick out of my body before it.
1:02.0	It goes back inside like I'm getting re-circum sized.
1:05.0	Yeah, I can't even...
1:06.0	I am so glad that you said that.
1:08.0	I feel like I was the only one that when I rode, when I was really fat, I was riding my bike from Philly to Atlantic City.
1:14.0	And when I sat on the bike in Philadelphia, I was doing this for Prestonist, I don't know if it was Prestonist Steve.
1:19.0	But I did it for them.
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