Ep. 71 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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0:00.0	Can we get Cortez Lewis to create a handshake for us?
0:02.4	That's what we need.
0:03.5	We need to reach out to Cortez and be like,
0:05.0	yo, give us a secret to Bears handshake.
0:07.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:08.5	It's you on Twitter.
0:09.8	Hey Cortez Lewis, me and Tom Zagora.
0:13.1	Love you.
0:13.9	Love you.
0:14.4	God damn it.
0:15.4	I love you.
0:17.9	I love you.
0:19.9	I love you.
0:20.9	I love you.
0:23.7	Please don't send that.
0:24.7	100%.
0:25.7	Hello and welcome to another episode of Two Bears One Cave.
0:32.9	My name is Bert Kreyser and this?
0:35.2	I'm Tom Zagora.
0:38.4	We want to apologize for last week's episode.
0:40.8	We should have never attached Matt Damon and Ben Affleck to anything you've ever done.
0:44.8	Right.
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