Ep. 70 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:00.0	That was a Smurter Kit?
0:01.2	Okay, Smurter Kit.
0:02.6	I wanna get one of those.
0:04.0	He's going back immediately.
0:07.0	I wanna just pull this guy and go,
0:10.7	you duel isn't it anyone that's talking to you right now?
0:13.4	First of all, let me hug you for a second.
0:15.1	You gotta stop with the Smurter Kits.
0:16.8	Everything in there.
0:19.7	The kit is a parole by the way.
0:21.2	Everything in the kit is a pro violation.
0:23.6	100%
0:24.8	Alright, welcome to another episode of Two Bears One Cave.
0:35.6	I'm thin.
0:36.6	It's the thing from friends.
0:38.1	I'm super skinny, he's on his way.
0:45.3	I'm on my way.
0:46.3	My body measurements have gone drastically lower.
0:49.9	My weight has not.
0:51.5	But what my body looks like.
0:54.2	My so much better.
0:56.3	It's my waist is at, like, it's interesting
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