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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 69 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2021

⏱️ 95 minutes

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0:00.0

One time I was talking to Rogan about we were like we were working out together in a hotel

0:04.8

and he was like you know

0:07.2

When I work out I think about

0:09.4

that someone's trying to kill me

0:12.0

and that's how I

0:13.8

That's what I push up against and I was like what?

0:16.8

And he goes yeah, I just I imagine that someone's trying to kill me and that's as I push through the

0:22.0

I'm like how little we have in common 100%

0:26.8

I'm a

0:31.9

What are we what are we?

0:35.1

Haven't seen you in a minute. How you doing buddy? Oh, it's so good to be here. I feel like I've lost weight but it doesn't show yeah

0:42.0

How those workouts going?

0:45.4

Horrible horrible you look you were walking really you were limping in that walking very well at all soreness

0:51.6

So I'm doing two days. I'm doing two a day. I'm doing five and a half miles every day

0:55.4

By the way, two thousand miles is untanable. It's really is unattainable. I need is there a bet you have going or something with me

1:01.2

Just with myself. I you know, I tried to tell that to my daughters. I was like are you gonna call an audible on your total?

1:05.7

You're going no, I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna push forward Michelle will party told me you need to cut yours to 1500

1:11.8

You're not gonna do 2000

1:13.5

She's like already said like there's no way you're getting into 2000. Does that make you want to do it? Oh, of course

1:18.2

I'm not gonna have a woman tell me

1:20.4

Physically especially a red-headed woman. Are you out of your fucking mind Michelle?

1:29.0

No, it's a good angle she can I tell you I had to I

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