Ep. 68 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:00.0	We gotta be able to find those girls.
0:03.0	That's a great list to see if you're like, we're trying to find this person.
0:07.0	Hey honey, didn't you live in good and Roman 2000?
0:11.0	And I've seen you smell your feet smell like shit!
0:13.0	Turn you away, turn you sir, Michael Jordan!
0:16.0	Oh shit.
0:19.0	Biggie funnest actress!
0:21.0	Biggie funnest cocktail away from Toronto.
0:24.0	100%!
0:31.0	No I wouldn't do that.
0:34.0	No I wouldn't do that.
0:37.0	I wish I had your ability to say no.
0:41.0	I think you do though.
0:43.0	I do not.
0:45.0	But you could do it.
0:47.0	I mean everybody has the capacity to do it.
0:50.0	It's just a matter of like, you know?
0:52.0	It's a process.
0:54.0	They'll be cool if they had a 23 in me that you do and they go, oh here you have the no-ging.
0:59.0	It's hereditary.
1:02.0	Hey!
1:03.0	I know that my oldest son has it.
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