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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 67 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2021

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Miss out on 2 Bears, 1 Sapp LIVE? It's available at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ RIGHT NOW! SPONSORS: - Receive $10 Off Your First Pair of Feetures when you go to http://feetures.com/CAVE - Go to https://www.shipstation.com , click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in CAVE for a 60-day free trial. - Re-shop your home and auto insurance today at https://www.policygenius.com/ Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing the time Bert's spent in Rome. They also talk about how fast Bert is in the bedroom, shooting their Super Bowl commercials, Marilyn Manson's abuse accusations, Dustin Diamond's passing, and their most extreme heckler stories.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Mr. Live Show, you can still watch it.

0:02.4

Go to livestream.ymhstudios.com and watch the show now.

0:06.1

Bert Kreischer, Warren Sapp and me, lots of laughs, check it out.

0:09.5

So, let's be very clear.

0:13.1

Let's do it.

0:14.1

It started at 6 in the morning.

0:16.1

6 in the morning, I just...

0:18.5

Most people.

0:20.3

I took a shadow whiskey at 6 in the morning.

0:22.1

Wait, why?

0:23.1

I celebrate my power.

0:24.5

100% not all Persians are terrorists Bert.

0:33.3

Hey guys, welcome to another episode.

0:34.8

Are Persians Iranians?

0:36.3

Yeah.

0:37.3

Are they really?

0:38.3

Yeah.

0:39.3

What's perutia?

0:40.3

Like I'm getting modern day Iran is perutia.

0:42.3

I had a weird thought the other day.

0:45.3

You did?

0:46.3

When they say ancient Rome.

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