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The Hello, everyone and welcome back to the film re-roll.

We are the podcast where we play through your favorite movies as role-playing games and totally ruin them.

Why would we do such a thing?

Because that's our job.

We're running a show for your entertainment.

Everyone's fucking looking at me.

Rolling their eyes at this show.

For the past like year and a half because it became such a thing that like I couldn't

keep a straight face and nothing to be serious.

I would, I've been putting my face in my hands.

But this I'm like, you know what?

I'm a grown man.

We've been doing this for a while.

I can take it.

So I just decided I was going to watch you.

And I forgot that you make like grimaces of sexual pleasure.

You like bounce around with your fist.

There's like a lot going on.

I think that's an exaggeration. I just noticed that

on all of our character sheets, the player is Paolo Quiroz and it's creepy because we're all like

different facets of his imagination. Maybe you're just sitting in a room talking to yourself.

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