Thank you. Hello everyone and welcome back to the film re-roll.

We are the podcast where we play through your favorite movies and completely ruin them by making them role playing games. What does that mean?

Well, everything you hear right here is going to

be completely improvised. We're going to be making

a new version of a movie that already exists

except anything can happen. We do not

have to and in fact never do

exactly follow the story of the real movie. Why

don't we just follow that damn story? They already

wrote it? Well, because we're doing a new thing.

Come with us on this, please.

Jesus Christ.

All right.

So, unlike...

Yeah, listen to this episode and then hold up today's newspaper while we take a picture

of you in a hotel bathroom.

Just for context, we had some mic troubles when we started out.

Tim was on Mike. We couldn't get him off mic, and we couldn't get the mic set up.

We had some mic troubles.

He's a bit of an understatement.

We've been trapped in a Terry Gilliam X Kafka nightmare of hardware,

software, mental degeneration.

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