Ep 68: Pirates of the Caribbean (Part 1)

The Film Reroll

Paulo Quiros

Tv & Film, Comedy, Games, Leisure

4.9 • 762 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2019

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

We play through Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl! Joz loses a drinking contest! Carolyn goes for a swim! Pitr crotch-slams an officer! Joz Vammer – Jack Sparrow Carolyn Faye Kramer – Elizabeth Swann Pitr Strait – Will Turner Paulo Quiros – DM

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Hey everyone, welcome to the film re-roll.
0:28.3	We are the podcast where we roll play through movies and totally ruin them.
0:32.2	We are going to start at the beginning of a movie, in this case, Pirates of the Caribbean,
0:35.9	the Curse of the Black Pearl.
0:42.6	And we are going to play forward with our fine actors here as the main characters.
0:51.0	Now, unlike regular improv, our actors cannot simply decide that they sail a ship or, um, what's something?
0:51.2	I don't know.
0:51.5	What else do they do?
0:52.8	What did any regular human do?
0:54.9	Find a treasure or throw a sword into a tiny target?
0:58.2	They have to...
0:58.8	Yeah, do you have to roll the poop?
0:59.8	Unless it's a really hard poop.
1:01.6	Okay.
1:01.9	It's constipation of disadvantage.
1:03.8	Oh, it must be.
1:04.7	Dysentery a disadvantage?
1:05.9	It's got to be.
1:07.1	All right.
1:07.6	We both start with dick. I actually do want to explain the show to people.
1:11.8	That's the problem.
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