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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Are you ready for the Big Game on February 7th?! Come hang out with the bears and special guest Warren Sapp as they watch both teams face off in the final game of the season. Get tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Get the new Bud Light Seltzer Lemonade delivered at https://BudLight.com/delivery - Get your first visit absolutely free at https://ForHims.com/bears - Go to https://Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get 15% off your order at https://BuyRaycon.com/bears - Download the DraftKings app and use code BEARS to get a free shot at millions of dollars in total prizes! Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how Bert is celebrating his power. Bert recaps his "Winston Churchill Day," discusses his house getting broken into, and explains why he loves sunsets. They reveal that the trauma Bert incurred from being cheated on, was actually the result of him cheating first, and watch a clip of AEW commentators flubbing Bert's name once again. They call Cody Rhodes and Snoop Dogg, and Snoop agrees to go fishing with the Bears and Warren Sapp!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Super Bowl! The fucking Super Bowl!

0:03.8

You can't say that. That's a registered trademark for the National Football League.

0:08.2

I'm gonna be watching the big final game of the season with my buddies.

0:14.1

Super Bowl Sunday! Me, Thompson Grubb!

0:17.6

And me, Warren Saabb.

0:19.6

It all going down on Sunday, February 7th,

0:22.9

315 Pacific, 615 East Coast.

0:25.3

Watch the big game with us and you know we don't tell plenty of shit.

0:29.2

We're gonna be drinking, smoking, eating, watching football.

0:33.3

I can't wait to hang out with my good friends,

0:36.6

Trent and Bob.

0:38.8

Livestream.YMHStudios.com.

0:41.2

Finally, two bears won Saabb!

0:43.6

We'll see you February 7th for the big game.

0:49.8

You smoking your bed?

0:50.8

Spoked in my bed. Spoked a cigar in my bed.

0:53.4

How did that... didn't... didn't know harm no foul.

0:56.3

Really?

0:56.6

Yeah, it was like wearing a condom on spring break.

0:58.4

Not wearing a condom on spring break.

1:00.6

I don't know.

1:01.1

Anyway, 100%!

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