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🗓️ 25 January 2021
⏱️ 99 minutes
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0:00.0 | By the way, her tongue didn't stick all the way out of her mouth. Did I ever tell you that? |
0:02.5 | No. Yeah. |
0:03.5 | Her tongue was connected at the bottom, so she couldn't get it out of her mouth. So she'd get it like this. |
0:08.2 | How do you normally kiss? With my tongue out of my mouth like, eh... |
0:11.3 | That's how you kiss? Yeah. I go into the mouth. |
0:13.6 | And then what do you do with it? I fucking back it back and forth. Show me. I'm paying it. |
0:19.0 | Like that? Yeah, I go... I like the tongue in the mouth. I like tongue in the mouth. |
0:23.2 | Are you like the tongue in the mouth? Oh, I like big fat tongue in the mouth. 100% |
0:30.1 | So, uh, I used to wear headphones all the time. And then you have guests and like on your mom's |
0:35.4 | house, we're always playing clips. So I'd be like, yeah. Hey, I throw on your headphones and you |
0:39.2 | know that like some guests would be like, oh, I'm good. I'm like, well, you won't be able to hear it. |
0:43.6 | And then they're like, okay, and they put it on and they'll like hold it like this like to their ear. |
0:48.6 | And then they go down. I go, hey, man, that's not the last clip. Like, there's more clips coming. |
0:53.1 | And he's like, and then they'll put it on for a second. He'll be like, yeah, I saw. I'm like, |
0:56.2 | just put them on. What's the fucking problem? Do you want to hear the dumbest thing I've ever done? |
1:00.2 | What? I'm doing, uh, I honestly, I hate to say it now because I didn't know it then, but I was |
1:05.1 | doing Fox News for to promote some travel. You didn't know you were doing it? Why didn't I |
1:09.3 | didn't know what it was? I mean, like, like now you say Fox News and I was like, oh, for real? |
1:13.5 | Did you wear a hood? And, but, uh, but I was doing Fox. And it was the first time they ever sprinkled |
1:18.9 | my hair in, you know, lady goes, hey, we're just breaking your hair in and I was like, huh? She |
1:23.4 | goes, I do it to what's the guy Glenn back? She goes, I do it to Glenn back. Looks good. Trust me, |
1:27.5 | you have some holes in your hair. It'll fill it out. So I was like, sure, she did it. And I was so |
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