Ep. 64 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2021

⏱️ 99 minutes

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0:00.0	Tiger was watching with us and he's like I want to be 90 too.
0:03.3	You know much fun we could bring in that guy's life?
0:06.3	Like Tiger has so much bullshit in his life.
0:09.3	He needs some lightness.
0:11.0	Like he does, he never got to be a kid and we're still just kids.
0:14.5	We're definitely kids.
0:15.5	I think we'd astound him with how immature we are.
0:18.1	100%
0:19.3	You fucking pugs now?
0:25.8	Just as a snack.
0:28.6	We're back.
0:30.6	Pulsley was the name of the guy from I literally was on the treadmill today and I'm like I'm
0:35.6	gonna listen more today because Jorge clavicle.
0:39.2	Good start.
0:40.2	Or a clavicle.
0:43.2	Is it that his name?
0:44.6	Jorge clavicle.
0:45.6	It might be.
0:46.6	Mr. clavicle.
0:47.6	Mr. clavicle.
0:48.6	He had a picture of a big gun with a little gun with a big bullet going on and he was
0:55.6	like birth's mouth, birth's words.
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