Ep. 63 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2021

⏱️ 82 minutes

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0:00.0	We should get our testosterone checked.
0:01.7	What did he say about test, what did he say?
0:03.3	I didn't read the whole article.
0:04.5	It was something about doing it and liking it.
0:07.3	Rogan?
0:08.1	Yeah, like he does.
0:09.2	He was like, he went to Jack Doctors who were in their 60s
0:12.6	and looked like they were in their 40s.
0:14.0	Like, I'm not the best with reading.
0:15.8	Like, I mean, I can, I mean, what I mean is like,
0:19.6	there are people that sometimes I say stupid things
0:21.8	and there are people watching this going,
0:23.4	meet you!
0:24.4	100%
0:25.4	I'm not stupid.
0:32.4	And...
0:34.4	I think this side of the fence starts it always.
0:36.8	Oh, I'm sorry.
0:37.8	Yeah, okay.
0:38.8	You did it?
0:39.8	Wow, that was racist.
0:40.8	Um...
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