Ep. 62 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Dr. Drew & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2020

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Are you ready to party with the bears this New Years Eve? Head over to https://ymhstudios.com/livestream and get your tickets now! SPONSORS: - Get your first visit absolutely free at https://ForHims.com/bears Dr. Drew Pinsky fills in for Tom Segura and hangs out with Bert Kreischer as guest-bear on 2 Bears 1 Cave this week! They give Tom a call to check in on how he's doing, Bert confesses to lying to his therapist, and they give a call to a guy that texted Bert as a wrong number... Brandon seems pretty cool! Bert then reveals he had a full blood panel done and comes up with a game for Dr. Drew: guess how healthy I am? Before hearing the results, do you think Bert falls into the "healthy" or "unhealthy" category? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I love when older black women give me advice.
0:02.9	For whatever reason, it resonates better.
0:05.2	I'm certain that's racist.
0:07.2	But for whatever reason when an older black woman says something to me, it holds more weight.
0:12.4	I think it's the timing, the pace of my nose.
0:14.6	From now on, I'm going to get some friends of mine to talk to you instead of me
0:17.4	because I can't get you to do shit.
0:19.0	100%
0:24.0	I could run my business so fucking easy.
0:26.8	If I just show, like this way I live my life through.
0:28.9	Yeah.
0:29.4	I live my life like, what would I want?
0:31.6	Yeah.
0:32.0	Which is fucked up when you have semi addict behavior.
0:35.9	Semi.
0:36.3	Semi.
0:37.1	Semi.
0:37.9	You have anxiety disorder.
0:39.2	Keep going.
0:39.8	Bro, it is so bad.
0:41.0	So finish your thought.
0:41.8	I want to, you also have EDDs.
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