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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 62 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Dr. Drew & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2020

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Are you ready to party with the bears this New Years Eve? Head over to https://ymhstudios.com/livestream and get your tickets now! SPONSORS: - Get your first visit absolutely free at https://ForHims.com/bears Dr. Drew Pinsky fills in for Tom Segura and hangs out with Bert Kreischer as guest-bear on 2 Bears 1 Cave this week! They give Tom a call to check in on how he's doing, Bert confesses to lying to his therapist, and they give a call to a guy that texted Bert as a wrong number... Brandon seems pretty cool! Bert then reveals he had a full blood panel done and comes up with a game for Dr. Drew: guess how healthy I am? Before hearing the results, do you think Bert falls into the "healthy" or "unhealthy" category?

Transcript

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0:00.0

I love when older black women give me advice.

0:02.9

For whatever reason, it resonates better.

0:05.2

I'm certain that's racist.

0:07.2

But for whatever reason when an older black woman says something to me, it holds more weight.

0:12.4

I think it's the timing, the pace of my nose.

0:14.6

From now on, I'm going to get some friends of mine to talk to you instead of me

0:17.4

because I can't get you to do shit.

0:19.0

100%

0:24.0

I could run my business so fucking easy.

0:26.8

If I just show, like this way I live my life through.

0:28.9

Yeah.

0:29.4

I live my life like, what would I want?

0:31.6

Yeah.

0:32.0

Which is fucked up when you have semi addict behavior.

0:35.9

Semi.

0:36.3

Semi.

0:37.1

Semi.

0:37.9

You have anxiety disorder.

0:39.2

Keep going.

0:39.8

Bro, it is so bad.

0:41.0

So finish your thought.

0:41.8

I want to, you also have EDDs.

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