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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 61 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Whitney Cummings & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2020

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I thought you were going to show your boobs on there we go.

0:02.6

I had a mole removed.

0:04.0

So I did have a mole removed here so it's red.

0:06.3

I have to get it just ignore that.

0:08.9

But I was on FaceTime with Annie Letterman and Astropovitsky the other day and I was showing

0:14.4

them this like mole removal thing and then Annie Letterman goes, did you get that bra from

0:19.2

the Holocaust Museum?

0:28.8

How great is that Joe?

0:30.8

100%

0:35.8

Hey guys, brand new 2 bears 1 cave.

0:38.1

I'm here with my guest host for the day my bestie with this.

0:42.4

I absolutely love you.

0:43.4

You know I do and I want to start today off on a I want everything to go in a great

0:49.0

fun way and I want to start off today's episode with talking about dogs.

0:53.3

Okay.

0:54.3

Because I have the greatest fucking dog in the world.

0:56.6

Okay.

0:57.6

I'm going to start off with the greatest dog in the world who every morning full master

1:00.6

comes in bed Tom Sigurah told me he was like, he was like, do not get a fucking mixed

1:06.6

breed.

1:07.6

Those are those should be put down as with Tom's that has Tom feels.

1:10.5

And I was like, what?

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