Ep. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2020

⏱️ 111 minutes

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0:00.0	You and I can be sober right here and be like,
0:01.6	ah, and it's the best time ever.
0:03.6	Yeah.
0:04.4	Tom doesn't do that.
0:05.7	It's like him and Leanne are dead inside almost.
0:07.6	Yeah.
0:08.5	And then you gotta like draw out life.
0:11.9	Yeah.
0:12.7	And then when you get it, you're like, oh, shut up.
0:14.7	You get like getting a shark to bite onto the boat
0:16.4	and you're like, hey, that happened.
0:18.2	It was circling for so long.
0:19.9	So true.
0:20.7	100%.
0:21.7	Oh, my God.
0:27.2	I don't know why what color the doctor is,
0:29.2	matter to Tom, but whatever.
0:30.7	Anyway, hey guys, brand new two bears won
0:35.0	cave with my co-host, Christina Azzinski.
0:38.7	Hey, push.
0:39.7	AKA push.
0:40.5	AKA Christina P.
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