Ep. 59 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2020

⏱️ 85 minutes

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0:00.0	And then she said,
0:01.7	I'll do everything, I'll clean your teeth,
0:04.0	I'll check for oral cancer and I was like,
0:05.5	I'm out.
0:06.5	Oh, as soon as she said that.
0:07.3	As soon as she said that I went,
0:08.5	I was like, nah, I'd rather just find out I'm dead one day.
0:11.8	Like, I just, that gives me anxiety.
0:14.4	And I, would you rather get hit by a bus?
0:16.9	Then actually take care of the things
0:19.2	that might be a bad result?
0:23.3	That's a good question.
0:25.4	100%
0:26.4	I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
0:32.1	All right, welcome to another two bears.
0:35.5	One cave, Bert, you're gonna chug.
0:49.8	People are gonna be really surprised
0:51.0	to find out that that isn't beer.
0:53.6	By the way, I was in therapy.
0:55.6	I was drinking one of these and I'm putting them down like that
0:58.0	and my therapist is like, holy shit, I go,
1:01.1	oh, they're water.
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