Ep. 6 Glamorous Stroke with Jackie Schimmel of The Bitch Bible

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather sits down with fellow funny gal, Jackie Schimmel from "The Bitch Bible" and they discuss everything that makes them tick. From adults on adderall to wedding planning woes. They like sensible cars, tipping waiters 20% plus and very dirty martinis. No topic is too taboo for these two. Make sure to pour yourself a bottle of chianti and buckle up because this episode is wilder than an episode of 'Live PD, Daytona Beach'.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,
0:09.4	where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:17.8	Ladies and gentlemen, guys and gals,
0:20.0	you know, really any house pets that are listening,
0:22.2	so excited that you've tuned into the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:25.6	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:27.0	I am so absolutely honored, thrilled,
0:29.6	really breathless, speechless,
0:31.4	to have the incredible Queen of the Bitch Bible.
0:35.0	Jackie, thank you for coming in today.
0:37.0	You are a dream.
0:38.2	You are a fucking dream.
0:39.4	We have found love in a hopeless place.
0:41.6	We have.
0:42.8	Don't shine bright like a diamond.
0:44.6	Like a fucking diamond.
0:46.1	Yeah, I'm so happy to be here.
0:47.3	I love you.
0:49.0	I love you.
0:50.0	I think you're so fucking funny.
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