Ep. 7 Live From Her Mom's Basement... it's Heather McMahan!

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2019

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Absolutely Not, Heather relishes in the wild two weeks she has had, from co-hosting the Today show, selling out a tour, to ending RIGHT back in her mom's basement sweating her ass off. We have a full Wellness Update on her current detox......aka..She is hungry, Pms'ing and extra sassy this week. We take listener's voice Mails and let Karen know she better TAKE A HIKE, BEYOTCH! Tune in if you want to giggle and bitch about this wild world were living in.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,
0:09.4	where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host, Heather McMahon.
0:17.4	Hello, everyone. It's your girl Heather McMahon.
0:20.2	Welcome to another episode of The Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:24.0	I am going to be real in love with you right now.
0:27.4	I am actually sitting in my mother's basement.
0:32.5	On the floor, just on the floor by the pool table that no one uses.
0:36.8	That was an ego purchase from my father.
0:40.0	It's engraved with his name on it.
0:41.8	So I am.
0:43.8	Damn, and I'm doing the least over here, not even doing the most.
0:46.3	I'm doing the least.
0:47.0	Why are you sitting on the floor, Heather?
0:48.2	Well, I've realized that I'm not a professional sound engineer and everywhere in this house.
0:53.5	How's it air conditioning running and ice maker going?
0:56.8	Just there's noises you never realized were a thing until your back at your mom
1:03.0	sounds trying to do your job or cord your podcast.
1:05.7	And the funny thing is I told my mom, I said, Hey, mom, I got to do my job today,
1:10.9	which is my podcast.
1:12.1	I need you to take the dog out for an hour.
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