Ep. 5 Man of Honor

Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

On this episode or Absolutely Not Heather talks to her bff & arch nemesis Raymond Padilla. He is the Gayle to her Oprah yet he’ll say it’s the other way around. They discuss how they hated each other for the first 5 minutes and the rest is history. He’s her man of honor and Doing the Most.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media production.
0:06.5	Welcome to the absolutely not podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.
0:12.4	I'm your host Heather McMahon.
0:17.3	This is such an exciting day. I have probably one of my favorite people in the entire universe.
0:24.0	Raymond Padilla in front of me, my best friend, my writer, Die. He says I'm his gale because he
0:30.6	likes to think that he's Oprah, but I really think that I'm Oprah and he's my gale. So we fight
0:34.4	over that actually like in the streets. No, to the death. To the death. But ladies and gentlemen,
0:39.7	welcome to the absolutely not podcast with my dear friend Raymond Padilla. Raymond, thank you for
0:43.6	coming in. Babe, this is wild. I can't believe I'm watching you do this. I'm so excited for you.
0:48.8	This is this is a long time coming. Started from the bottom. Now we're here or really started from
0:53.6	Soul cycle. Now we're here. We're also we have to like throw back to that time you recorded a whole
0:58.3	podcast on your own and you couldn't you couldn't release it. No, I couldn't release it because I
1:03.2	deleted it. Yeah. It's so I'll never forget the week long trauma that that caused you. I call Raymond
1:08.8	at like every just real crucial moment in my life where I'm just sobbing and I'm like, Raymond,
1:14.7	I don't know how to fix it. And then right, talks me off the ledge, brings me back down to earth
1:20.6	and then like we somehow rise from the ashes. Yeah, we do. You know what I think? That's like the
1:25.3	only good thing my mother gave me because my mom is the kind of person I call her when I'm like
1:30.1	literally about to like drive my car into a wall. Right. And she'll like, sweetie, take three deep breaths.
1:35.2	It's the only time she's calm. And I think I've learned that like people will call me all the time
1:40.0	crying and I'll be like, okay, just like take a minute. Right. And then I hear the whole thing
1:44.5	and then I'm like, okay, how do you feel? Should I be a therapist? I don't want to go to school.
1:48.9	No, you shouldn't be a therapist. I love you. But I feel like you would just you'd be like me though.
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