Ep. 58 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Do you remember me times I told you that?
0:02.0	And we're joke?
0:03.0	No. Stop.
0:04.0	Do you know how many...
0:09.0	I didn't know I was guessing.
0:11.0	I didn't know.
0:15.0	No way.
0:16.0	The Confederate Statues joke.
0:18.0	Oh, we're right there.
0:19.0	100%.
0:26.0	Hello Americans.
0:27.0	And other citizens of the world, welcome to Two Bears 1K.
0:31.0	But Americans, you're first.
0:32.0	You're definitely first, America first.
0:34.0	And...
0:35.0	Number one in our books, America.
0:37.0	No, that's right, America.
0:38.0	And, you know, man's watching you, he's following you.
0:41.0	Which are record with wars?
0:43.0	What do you mean?
0:44.0	Like we got World War I, World War II.
0:46.0	Do you count Spamist, America, and War?
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