Ep. 57 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2020

⏱️ 82 minutes

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0:00.0	She's so frustrated about our birthday present game. She is
0:05.0	Because I started googling things I was gonna buy you and she's like first of all we're not buying that
0:08.6	I was like we're not buying it for you. We're buying it for Tom. She was like hold on hold on
0:14.5	She's like so excited
0:23.9	More like
0:25.9	Fishing kind of hat today. This is a last fucking hat. Yeah, it's a master's right? Yeah, the master's right now when we're filming this
0:32.1	It's a master's really high. I think it's good. I
0:36.2	For the record is a master's hat shout out to Michael Collins who gave me this hat and shout out to all the racists that open
0:42.0	Augusta National Club and didn't allow
0:44.1	Blacks or women or people of other ethnicities or religions into their club for like 80 years. What were you saying? I was wondering I was actually wondering
0:52.2	I
0:54.2	What like I would like to go back to like the first person when they started doing the rules and like do you think there was someone that was a little progressive?
1:01.2	They're like hey, you know that black people do this and everyone like what did you just I think like one day like probably that you know in Augusta
1:08.8	Some black I just walked up and was like looking to play golf and they were like what?
1:13.6	Here like you can't play here and he was like why when did they start letting black people play in Augusta? Hey, it was oh boy
1:21.1	Good luck
1:23.6	It was way later than you think
1:29.8	Yeah, it's a that's a fun game that's that should be a game show
1:35.7	Until 1919 and no women as members so 20s 12 no yeah
1:42.1	The club Laurent record all caddies to be black and barred black
1:46.2	Hold on hold on whoa, what the fuck yeah?
1:49.4	The club held long race systems held them they held these race systems access policy. I talked about this on stage
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