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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 56 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2020

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Become a paid channel member of YMH to experience an AD-FREE version of the show here : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join SPONSORS: - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15% - Get 20% off your order at BuyRaycon.com/bears! - Go to Vuori.com/BEARS and get 20% off your first purchase plus free shipping on U.S. orders over $75 - Get 20% off your first order when you use promo code BEARS at BubsNaturals.com. Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by revisiting their new favorite thing on the internet: PLASTT. They also discuss Dr. Drew's new reputation, the birthday present Tom got Bert, peptides, times Bert has gotten hurt, their experience at 2 Bears, 1 Bowl, and what their next challenge will be.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The store has moved.

0:02.6

All the merch is now at store.lymhstudios.com.

0:09.8

This is what happens.

0:10.6

So yesterday the guy calls me and I go deliver it

0:13.3

to his house, he knocks, and he ends like,

0:15.8

who are you?

0:17.0

And I hear her.

0:18.2

And I'm like, it's Tom, it's me.

0:20.4

So she goes, oh, she goes, what is this?

0:22.2

And I go to E-bike.

0:23.2

She goes E-bike.

0:24.5

He goes, you know he's fat, right?

0:26.7

And I go,

0:27.5

100% coffee for life, dog.

0:29.5

Dude, I'm being serious, I might really get into coffee.

0:32.5

I listened to that episode with the Black Rifle guys,

0:34.5

and that, hey guys, bring the episode of Two Bears, okay.

0:37.5

Did you like that pivot of personality?

0:40.5

Yep.

0:41.5

Today I had an orgasm, and...

0:43.5

What do you mean I had an orgasm?

0:44.5

Were you doing something to get it?

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