Ep. 56 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
2 Bears 1 Cave
4.7 • 23.6K Ratings
🗓️ 16 November 2020
⏱️ 85 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The store has moved. |
| 0:02.6 | All the merch is now at store.lymhstudios.com. |
| 0:09.8 | This is what happens. |
| 0:10.6 | So yesterday the guy calls me and I go deliver it |
| 0:13.3 | to his house, he knocks, and he ends like, |
| 0:15.8 | who are you? |
| 0:17.0 | And I hear her. |
| 0:18.2 | And I'm like, it's Tom, it's me. |
| 0:20.4 | So she goes, oh, she goes, what is this? |
| 0:22.2 | And I go to E-bike. |
| 0:23.2 | She goes E-bike. |
| 0:24.5 | He goes, you know he's fat, right? |
| 0:26.7 | And I go, |
| 0:27.5 | 100% coffee for life, dog. |
| 0:29.5 | Dude, I'm being serious, I might really get into coffee. |
| 0:32.5 | I listened to that episode with the Black Rifle guys, |
| 0:34.5 | and that, hey guys, bring the episode of Two Bears, okay. |
| 0:37.5 | Did you like that pivot of personality? |
| 0:40.5 | Yep. |
| 0:41.5 | Today I had an orgasm, and... |
| 0:43.5 | What do you mean I had an orgasm? |
| 0:44.5 | Were you doing something to get it? |
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