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Infants on Thrones

Ep 562 – Temple Ch-Cha-Changes

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.71K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2018

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Glenn sits down with Eric (aka “Weird Alma”) to discuss his new parody song “Temple Changes” in response to (duh) the recent LDS temple changes by the recent ex-Mormon church. Check out more Weird Alma parodies at his Website: https://weirdalma.bandcamp.com/track/temple-changes

Transcript

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0:00.0

Brethren and sisters, we welcome you to the temple and hope you will find joy in serving in the house of the Lord to stay.

0:09.0

Come, let us go down. We will go down, now.

0:14.0

We will go down to play.

0:16.0

This whole past year I had been waiting for

0:19.0

my time to go into the temple after joining the Mormon church and I'd heard there was some

0:26.6

crazy things but my time there was not so bad. No old guys touching me naked. No women covering their faces with

0:39.3

veils. I've returned and I'll report that it's only mildly cultish now.

0:49.0

Temple changes.

0:51.0

To phase out the strange. Temple changes. Changes. changes.

1:03.0

No more black skin for the demonic one.

1:08.0

God may change things.

1:10.0

For he's the same all the time.

1:14.0

Uh, hmm.

1:17.0

I watched a pleasant little PowerPoint show and heard nothing of slitting throats or

1:27.6

disembowlement. Those things are still there in symbolic ways, but does it matter if you don't know that?

1:37.8

And these women, they don't covenant to obey their husbands anymore.

1:45.0

I guess misogyny was only met

1:50.0

for generations

1:55.0

These are the strange.

1:58.0

Temple changes.

2:00.0

No more vengeance for the Prophet Joe.

2:02.0

To the Prophet Joe.

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