Ep. 53 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ryan Sickler

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2020

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Damn!
0:01.1	You're retuberant?
0:02.6	At least P.W. Herman was in an ex-rated movie theater.
0:07.0	I'm just saying.
0:09.0	You shuddy, you shuddle P.W. too.
0:12.5	He took two shots.
0:13.5	All his videos, by the way, if you watch the recipe,
0:16.0	and he goes, hey, Twitter world, it's yours truly.
0:18.0	Everything you'll time.
0:19.5	It's yours truly.
0:21.0	Like, it's so weird to have a murderer be like,
0:24.0	hey, it's yours truly.
0:25.0	He basically cut a dude's head off.
0:27.0	He did.
0:28.0	And he's like, hey, Twitter world.
0:29.0	And people say, like, oh.
0:32.0	It's yours truly.
0:34.0	100%
0:35.0	Oh, well.
0:42.0	Thanks for being here.
0:44.0	Appreciate it.
0:45.0	Bert died.
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