Ep. 52 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Tommy and Brent are doing standup together at the Rose Bowl on 10/28! Get your tickets at https://www.2bears1bowl.com/ Did you miss the XXL event of the year: 2 Bears 1 Cave LIVE!? You still have time to watch it. Get tickets here: https://ymhvirtual.com/ SPONSORS: - Get an extra three months of ExpressVPN for free at ExpressVPN.com/CAVE - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15% - Go to MugsyJeans.com/2Bears and use code "2BEARS" for $10 off! Tom Segura and Bert Kresicher start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by recapping their recent tennis match, as seen on 2 Bears Live. They call Tom's tennis coach, Michael, to get his opinion on the match. The Bears also discuss Bert's other athletic abilities including archery, baseball, and basketball. Bert also pitches the idea that he should run for mayor of Los Angeles.

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0:00.0	It's going down.
0:01.8	Bert Kreischer and I are doing stand up at the Rose Bowl.
0:06.3	Go to twobears1bowl.com and get tickets now.
0:10.7	October 28th, it's gonna happen at the granddaddy of them all.
0:15.1	Twobears1bowl.com.
0:16.9	Hey, if you miss the live show, you can still rent it the rest of this week.
0:22.2	YMH virtual.com, we party.
0:25.0	We party, party.
0:26.6	Get tickets.
0:27.6	Hey guys, my Netflix series, The Cabin is streaming right now.
0:31.0	Check it out.
0:32.0	I hope you enjoy it.
0:33.0	Ellis showed up.
0:34.0	Tom Son.
0:35.0	Yeah.
0:36.0	And Tom grabbed me and he whispered in my ear and he goes, please don't tell him how bad
0:39.2	you beat me.
0:40.2	He'll never look at me the same.
0:41.4	And I went, okay, I won't say it.
0:42.7	It wasn't like that.
0:45.5	All I said was don't tell him what happened.
0:47.4	Don't tell him what happened.
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