Ep. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 23.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0	I'm sitting there and he goes like this, he goes, you know, he goes, do you want to go back to the old world?
0:04.8	And I'm like, I don't know a little bit.
0:06.3	And he goes, he goes, I'm so happy right now.
0:10.0	The time that I get to spend with my family, he goes, it's absolutely amazing.
0:14.2	And he goes, listen, if I have to make less money to just spend more time with my family, I'll do it.
0:22.2	And then he takes a drink and then he goes like, that's it.
0:23.8	And he goes, and I looked at the numbers, we're actually making more money.
0:26.4	100%
0:35.1	Thank God, Bert's not here.
0:40.2	And I get to chop it up with somebody that's fun to be around.
0:43.6	Yeah, a little more intellect.
0:45.4	A little more cerebral, a little spelling and grammar come together.
0:50.4	And you know, ideas.
0:51.9	Well, I appreciate that.
0:53.8	Tim Dillon, thank you very much for coming.
0:55.2	Thank you for having me.
0:56.1	And RIP Bert, to Corona, you know, that was a, that was tough.
0:59.3	It was a, it was not unexpected.
1:02.0	I will get your graphic up real soon, promise.
1:04.2	It was very swift justice.
1:05.9	It was the COVID really.
1:08.4	It can't just deliver.
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