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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 51 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Grab tickets to the XXL event of the year: 2 Bears 1 Cave LIVE! October 15! Get tickets here: https://ymhvirtual.com/ SPONSORS: - You can try ShipStation FREE for 60 days when you use offer code CAVE. - Get your first visit absolutely free at ForHims.com/bears - Get 15% Off and Free Shipping at MeUndies.com/BEAR - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at Manscaped.com/BEARS - Go to Whoop.com and enter “BEARS” at checkout to save 15% Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing the recent presidential debate and getting hyped for their tennis match. Bert pitches a sci-fi comedy that he wants to make and discusses Dax Shepard's episode of "Armchair Expert" on sobriety. The Bears also look at comments YMH fans have left on the trailer for Bert's new show "The Cabin," discuss Bert's new Off-White sneakers, as well as how he was recently robbed. The robbery story prompts a conversation about ice. Which comedian do YOU think has the best ice?

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0:00.0

You ready for the fourth act, the third act, whatever?

0:02.0

Yeah.

0:03.0

We block it so that we don't have to come home,

0:05.0

and then at the end, we've got to come home and save Earth.

0:09.0

Earth?

0:10.0

Fff.

0:11.0

Fff.

0:14.0

Wait, I want to... Wait, why do we have to go back to save Earth?

0:17.0

100%

0:18.0

Fff.

0:19.0

Fff.

0:24.0

Ugh.

0:26.0

Oh.

0:27.0

Well, that was a nice way to start the podcast, right?

0:30.0

I ate a... I drank wine last night.

0:33.0

No, wait a minute. Hold on.

0:36.0

Yeah.

0:37.0

What kind?

0:38.0

Fidvine.

0:39.0

But I love...

0:40.0

By the way, I wish that they weren't a sponsor,

0:43.0

so I didn't feel like a chill every time.

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