Ep. 518: The 'Thank You Bitches' Award

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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WE'RE BACK BABY!!! Jackie finally got her WISH, MJ went outside of the house 2 times this weekend! (GETTIN' OUT 2024) and Holden's embracing his bourbon haze goblin life with Bad Surgeon: Love Under the Knife and peepin' on nudey gobs in Baldur's Gate 3. SOMETHING HAPPENS IN SALTBURN!!! Calvin Klein has blessed our 2024 with a gift of an ad, Jacob Elordi ate a bunch of bacon to be Elvis and Gideon doesn't get all these Elvis references, Holden sure knows a lot about the new Ariana Grande single for someone who doesn't like her.......Jackie keeps coming back to the gift from CK, sexy purring horses show up at some point, remember to never see the joke BEFORE The Hog, Jackie contends that The Iron Claw was NOT sexy, GOLDEN GLOBES BREAKDOWN Y'ALL! Jo Koy panicked during his monologue like he was at an open mic night and NEVER THROW YOUR WRITERS UNDER THE BUS, Holden and MJ are at odds on T Swifts response to The Joke, a whole new category was created for Barbie, Cillian Murphy had something on his face, Christopher Nolan got toasty and roasty in a Peloton class and Holden's all for it, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did Timothée Chalamet give Chlamydia to half of NYU!?, a list of lists, a blind that can't be believed and SHOUT OUUUUTS! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	It's a mud on the dance floor.
0:02.0	I'd better not kill the groove
0:05.0	a game.
0:06.0	It's a mud on the dance floor.
0:12.0	And you better not kill the groove
0:15.0	hey hey hey
0:17.0	man on the dance floor
0:19.0	sing it holds and I know it's in your head too
0:21.0	but you better not steal the booze DJ gotta do this house
0:24.8	a ride right now yes I sort of know the words that's what I'm like please don't
0:31.0	ask me to sing it I know the song you're referencing but I can't I don't ask me to sing it. I know the song your
0:32.6	effort to think I can't I don't know the words. Don't worry it'll haunt your
0:36.2	brain for the next two days. MJ just watched Salt Burn. Okay you're
0:41.6	complaining because you watched Salt Burn days ago.
0:43.6	I watched Salt Burn weeks ago.
0:45.5	How do you think I feel?
0:47.1	I'm so sad to hear it's still in your head.
0:48.9	Well, welcome you!
0:49.9	Hey, hey, hey!
0:51.9	We already welcome them to 2024.
0:54.0	We did a happy New Year's episode.
0:55.0	Yeah, but I don't know, this is, but that was before...
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