I saw mommy kissing Senaglo. Saw Mammy Kissin'S and Santa Claus.

Oh my God, is that Mariah Carey?

Underneath the Mistletoe last night.

And if you are what you are already in the year 2024, your

mistleto's probably put away. But I don't know about you guys, I haven't

finished dealing with what the holidays do to me every year.

Welcome to page 7.

Rewind, it's the holiday edition, and yeah, we're talking about Hanukas.

Yeah, we're talking about Christmases, we're talking about

motherfucking New Year's because New Year's is the sneaky one that you think like I'm not

even thinking about it. Oh it doesn't even bother me. But you know what? I dare say it

bothers me more than the other holidays combined. Oh yeah because it's the one

where you don't plan anything and then it comes and you're like I'm not doing

anything my life is meaningless. and then it comes and you're like, I'm not doing anything.

My life is meaningless.

Or the opposite where you plan too much and you're like,

I gotta stay out until when?

Yeah.

I gotta do what?

Yeah. New Year's is such a tricky one, you know, I, I, but like, it was bad kids night for the longest time, right?

I think it was my favorite night when I was in my 20.

And a two-party night was like a treat back then, you know.

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